Welcome Mortals. I, am Deathwing, the Destroyer, master of earth and fire, he who creates and un..creates. I was once a much more jolly individual, known as the Earth Warder, with a much more difficult to pronounce name of Neltharion. But that is in the past, and, unless you wish to join me in my conquest of this puny world, you will be part of the past as well.
Needless to say, I have a bit of a temper, especially after losing my only two surviving legitimate children to a ragtag group of adventurers. They shall pay, and pay dearly.
Please, sit back, relax, I don’t bite… I consume whole, so please prepare yourself for information beyond that which your puny mind can comprehend!
Now, if you will excuse me, I have some gnomes to barbeque.. very tasty, kind of like popcorn chicken.